I'd do nothing but reading if I could (ok, maybe eat some great food, buy some fancy shoes between two books...oh, and spend some quality time with the gorgeous guy I married while I am on reading-break anyway...)
Couldn't go on.
It was just too silly - or as Every. Single. Person. Would. Say: 'Twas.
Yes. 'Twas. 'Twould. And everything else which sounds old-fashioned. Like "ere" instead of before.
And the totally ridiculous and hare-brained abduction theme with the mistaken identity.
Not funny. Not entertaining. Stupid and annoying.