I'd do nothing but reading if I could (ok, maybe eat some great food, buy some fancy shoes between two books...oh, and spend some quality time with the gorgeous guy I married while I am on reading-break anyway...)
I see a DNF in my near future:
"He wasn't one for making big scenes. Hysterics were for women and gays."
Douchebag as attractive, successful and sexy hero - not my scene, that's for sure.