I'd do nothing but reading if I could (ok, maybe eat some great food, buy some fancy shoes between two books...oh, and spend some quality time with the gorgeous guy I married while I am on reading-break anyway...)
And here I have the perfect quote why this was not what I wanted:
"My pussy is dripping down my thighs."
For your sake, Lindsay, I sincerely hope not.
On the upside: It was free.