I'd do nothing but reading if I could (ok, maybe eat some great food, buy some fancy shoes between two books...oh, and spend some quality time with the gorgeous guy I married while I am on reading-break anyway...)
"So tell me about losing your virginity?" I asked. (...)
"Boy or girl?"
"Oh Gawd! Boy! I hope you've blocked sex with a girl from your mind. Memories like that can be so scarring."
Thanks, but no thanks.