So, I read this. Because it has tentacles.And I had low expectations regarding story plot (non-existent), the characters (see last braces) and the overall writing (abysmal even in relation to my expectation).But what I did expect: dirty smexyness. Which I didn't get. This was boring and really, really bad.I bought an edition where all three parts of this "story" were compiled. Together less than 40 pages, and I started skimming not even halfway through. And I was skimming the supposedly sexy scenes as well.I am all for a little trashy read - but that was just not good. At all.Which is a pity, because it had tentacles.