I'd do nothing but reading if I could (ok, maybe eat some great food, buy some fancy shoes between two books...oh, and spend some quality time with the gorgeous guy I married while I am on reading-break anyway...)
Not original and not good.
Didn't get the whole lube thing - is that supposed to make Mitchell sound interesting or clever?
Also, if someone is that drunk - yes, it is dub con in the best case. And no, the drunk straight dude is not supposed to apologize for coming onto the gay roommate who took advantage.