I'd do nothing but reading if I could (ok, maybe eat some great food, buy some fancy shoes between two books...oh, and spend some quality time with the gorgeous guy I married while I am on reading-break anyway...)
Flowery Prose, meet Plothole...
"Never was there a man that walked in this realm or another that could compare to the magnificence before her."
Oh, and you two, do you want to meet Bad Editing as well?
Then stay onboard!