I'd do nothing but reading if I could (ok, maybe eat some great food, buy some fancy shoes between two books...oh, and spend some quality time with the gorgeous guy I married while I am on reading-break anyway...)
which is not a good thought while reading a romance.
And the description of the tail - also not very sexy in the heroine.
So it had insta-love, the over-bearing alpha guppy and the over-beautiful, insecure heroine.
And else...well, not much interesting.